Just a few short letters

Dear Children,
While I love you to no end, would you please just once let me sleep til at least 7am? I am in such a better mood and get so much accomplished with just an extra hour of sleep. This getting up at 6am is killing me!!!! One more thing my loves, if you could pick up after yourselves mama would have to clean house all day and let you do more fun things.
Love your Mama

Dear House,
I love you too! You have been great to us, a real home where we could gather and share special moments. But only problem is that I am so tired of keeping you clean!! I try and try and it seems like I am running in circles, if you could be self cleaning I would just melt. I'm sure its not all your fault, the three little children living here, I think contribute quite a bit to the never ending pile of clutter. So don't take it to personal. Also I would love another room if at all possible, just asking.
Cara

Dear Chickens,
What the heck!?! Why are the rest of you not laying? You are more then ready and defiantly old enough, so what gives? I need more eggs, did I tell you I bake, a LOT! So if you 3 could start laying, and I know you know who I am talking about! Amy and Mary..good job, keep 'um coming! Oh and I have noticed that they are getting bigger, they still make me smile to go collect them everyday. Sorry one more thing, take care of yourselves while I'm gone to Utah next week, I don't know how often Justin will check up on you, he really didn't want you guys in the first place. But I will leave you lots of water and food so you should be good for 3 or four days!
Love ya! Your owner

Dear Pretty black horse,
What in the world were you doing running all over a busy country road? You could have been killed! You look great, like black beauty. And while I loved looking at you, you made me late to pick up kids and had 20 cars waiting for you to get back into your yard. So what ever your reason for running all over the road its better that you stay behind your fence so you will be safe.

Dear two people that nearly ran me off the road,
WATCH where your going!!! Stay in your lane! Good thing I was watching come towards me. I know I have 4wheel drive and could easily drive on the side of the road, I have precious cargo and would rather not take that chance. So wake up and stay on your side of the road!!!!!
Thanks, your neighbor.

Dear children again,
I can hear you just fine! I will be there in a minute too fix dinner!!! Mama's blogging!!!!
If you stop yelling at each other I could finish sooner!
Thanks, Mom

Dear Thursday,
Did you switch with Monday? I ask cause it sure felt like it! The stars are all messed up or its going to be a full moon. Don't do it again I would rather have a hard day at the beginning of the week not near the end, and not before I have guests tomorrow. It was not nice to make the double stroller flat so I had to use the cheep one and bend over on my walk, and then to make Zander fall and me carry him on my back for a mile, so cruel! OH and don't forget the trip to the grocery store where I had to carry Madden the whole time and stop a fit for a toy. the only good thing was Madden slept for an hour and half and I was able to weed eat the font and back yard. But I think he slept so well was because he got up at the butt crack of dawn! And you knew that Just has physical therapy on Thursday nights and wont be home till late so I would have to feed and put the kids to bed, you knew it all day didn't you? I'm sorry if this has become a rant letter, but dang! And all I want to do is take a hot bath, oh wait, water heater is not working, thanks on that one to! Quicker I get the kids in bed and then me to sleep the quicker I get rid of you Thursday! I will never think of you the same. I hope this is the last time things like this will happen. Take care and enjoy life.
A very very exhausted Cara

Dear bed,
I will visit you as soon as I can get these kids in bed.
Love you, miss you! Cara